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The title has nothing to do w/ anything (unfortunately)...it's just stuck in my head.

This guy proves it's never too late for a 9/11 tribute. Yeah, I'm probably going to hell for this, but at least I'll know my friends are coming with me. We watched this guys video 3 times in a row on Saturday b/c it's that hilarious. Who knew good intentions and a Weird Al-ish haircut could provide minutes of fun! If there's one purchase you make this week...it should be you buying this video. For reals. And don't get the CD single, you must get the video for the full effect. It's all about the visuals. You'll have the song stuck in your head for days...and that's not a good thing. It's like that time I couldn't get Avril Lavigne out of my head and contemplated suicide. Damn you Sk8er Boi! And now I'm singing it again...f*ck.

It only happens a few times a year that I see a movie I just keep thinking about and yesterday was one of those times. What movie, you ask? Why, it was The Ballad of Jack and Rose. I'm not going to do a movie review b/c frankly I suck at movie reviews, but just go see it. I mean, it's no Pacifier (you can't really compare the two, I mean, it did have a duck for a co-star...a crazy crazy duck) but it's good nonetheless.

I remember not that long ago I liked Zach Braff. I liked him when I saw him in The Broken Hearts Club, I liked him on Scrubs, and I liked Garden State. Now I think he's a tool. I can't pinpoint the exact point when he became a tool, or when I realized he was a tool, but here are a few moments pushing him closer and closer to attending P. Diddy's annual white party in the Hampton's as A. Kutchy's best friend:
1. He's been rumored to have dated Natalie Portman and Mandy Moore. Cool, famous girlfriend/f*ck buddy=tool.
2. He's been punk'd. And he did the whole "Oh, you got me, that's so hilarious, oh man, I'm so glad we're friends and we're both famous" thing. Being punk'd=tool.
3. He's directing a Gavin DeGraw video. Gavin sucks. Directing lame music video=tool.
4. He's playing the romantic lead in a film opposite a former Real World cast member. The film will probably suck. Being in a bad romantic comedy=tool.
5. He's probably tired of being approached. I'm just guessing on this one. Being annoyed with the fans that made you famous in the first place=tool.
*Sidebar- Yes, I'm linked to his blog. But in my defense I haven't looked at it in forever.

I watched My Own Private Idaho last night...I hadn't seen it since I was 13, which is strange that I had seen it when I was 13. Kind of inappropriate for a girl of that age, right? With the whole male prostitute story line. I like to think I was mature for my age. So...I wonder what River Phoenix would be doing now if he hadn't died. He would be almost 35. It's strange, how when people die, they're just frozen in time, at one age. I'm so deep, I know. But still...I mean, could you imaging someone like, say, James Dean as being any older than he was when he died. Bet ya can't. If I had died when I was 13, I would be remembered in a completely different way. The braces, the baby fat, the complete lack of fashion sense, etc. That was an awkward year for me. Good thing I left that awkwardness behind me (yeah...behind me).
R.